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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Quotes ;->

1. Love is a verb.

1. Only the selfish surive to evolve. This however does not mean that they evolve into more selfish beings.

2. Adults have a right to adult entertainment.

3. If I could think that far, I wouldn't have reached this far.

4. There is somethig, which is nothing and yet essential for our world to exist. It is zero.

5. Although, I can't marry every girl I love, but I shall surely love any girl I marry.

6. To live a healthy and happy life, be a vegetarian for 5 days a week; Be a tea-tottler for 6 days a week and be a Non-smoker for 7 days of week.

7. If you are not fighting fit, you should be atleast fucking fit.

8. Losing your virginity is neither a sin nor an acheivement.

9. Every bed of roses also has thorns on it.

10. Life is a game of Love and I don't play by the rules of the game.

11. Just because I don't use strong words does not mean I don't have strong feelings.

12. Whats the point of going to heaven if you don't enjoy the angels.

13. Never speak the last word in any argument. Let your actions do the talking.

14. Shamelessness of the political class is shamefull,

15. In India, the intelligentsia is known more for pusillanimity than for intellect.

16. Idiosyncrasies of others cannot drive me crazy.

17. Mediocrity makes me uncomfortable.

18. Four Rules of Drinking:
a. Drink only with freinds.
b. Never drink cheap liquor.
c. Never drink when you are sad.
d. "I was too drunk to remeber this one ;-) ".

19. They are, 'prisoners of their own prejudice'. Prejudice of Religion/Tradition/Class/Ethnicity etc. etc.

20. What goes in the name of Religion/Tradition is more often than not 'Decorated Slavery'.

21. Being good, is not good enough. You got to be better;

22. If you give the Devil his due, there will be little left for you;
And if you don't give the Devil his due, theres a Devil in you:
Ya, theres a Devil in you.

23. Freindship is the best gift one man can give to another.

24. In India, Modest and Honesty together make a suicidalcombination. That's unfortunate.
24.a If ur honest don't be modest.
24.b If ur modest don't be honest.

25. Don't worship anyone/anything.

26.If you're afraid to call a spade, a Spade then wait for your turn to be hit by a Spade.

27. We have inherited the following from our recent ancestors:
a. Corruption
b. Population
c. Pollution
d. Reservation
Its upto us what we leave for our children.

28. There are two lessons to be learnt form any mistake you make;
One is not to repeat it, second is how to deal with it when someone else makes it.

29. If sons had followed in the footsteps of thier fathers, then we would be living in caves, eating raw food and wearing pretty revealing outfits.

Corollary:
Do what you want to do, be what you want to be.

30. Poverty is painful.

Corollary:
If poverty does nat cause pain in you, get yourself a heart chekup.

31. Life:
Personal Life: Frog in the well
Professional Life : Horse pulling a cart

32. Indians are always in a hurry, but never on time,
Europeans are never in a hurry, but are always on time.

33. Take care of your own affairs, leave god free to take care of others.

34.If some one accepts you as you are, s/he is only postponing criticism.

35. Bceause I have 'missed the Bus', i keep walking.

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